The title of the story made me expect some werewolf AU, but it turned out to be just your average Light/L slash:

When The Wolf Calls

Two passages stuck out, though...

There was L's hip bone.
Between L's baggy clothing and strange postures, the bone would occasionally slip into view.Yikes! I know what the author means, but the description makes ( Read more... )

I'm still in bed sick, so here are the summaries I mentioned in the previous post.

( Spork away! )

I'm in bed sick, so what better way to amuse the clouded brain than reading some badfic?

At first, I only wanted to post some summaries, but this one made me look:

The Contract From HellAll is quiet in the skyscraper...until Misa barges in with a contract signed by Light saying he will MARRY HER! Panic ensues where L, Light, and Matsuda are ( Read more... )

The summery to the imaginatively titled story "Death Note" is sporkeriffic enough:
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A Christmas Special
Oneshot: Light and L are stuck together during Christmas Eve... Perhaps it isn't so bad after all? Implied LXLight

This is by far not the worst fanfic I've read in the Death Note fandom, but... well it's pretty OOC.
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Komoriuta
Light always wondered why L had such dark circles under his eyes.

( Spork away! )

I found something that I wish I didn't. But since the damage has already been done, I decided that the next best thing was to make everyone else suffer with me. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the aptly named Seven Minutes in Hell, in which "Misa gets Ryuk and Light to play a game of 7 mins in heaven. requested by my friend for the lols."

NSFW. Or ( Read more... )

Inspired by the cinematic atrocity that is Hop, here are the fruits of my FF.net summary search for "bunny" (sporking in bold):

( Little Plot Bunny Foo Foo, I don't wanna see you... )

In honor of Valentines Day, it only makes sense to make a Valentines day related search!  So I bring you strange summaries from the Anime section of the Pit! Sporking in bold.

( Happy Valentines Day )

"Raven" is kind of iffy as a hair color term. It's not wrong, it's just sort of in the realm of purple prose.

Calling a person "the raven" in the same way you'd call a person "the blonde" or "the brunette" makes me want to scream.

Calling a male person "the ravenette" makes me want to stab my eyes out.

Unfortunately, I think that calling a male "the ( Read more... )